Entry #58

I wanted to talk about something serious.

2017-04-17 13:36:40 by DiggidyDelRio
Updated

I would like to take this opperotunity to discuss a topic that has weighed on my heart for many years. 

In 1981 the AIDS virus was first discovered in 1981. In 1994, this virus would evolve into something far far worse, 

the absolute worst sitcom to ever reach television, Friends

Thankfully it ended in 2004, but that doesn't mean we can all rest easy. To this day, people are still binge watching it on Netflix (or Hulu or Amazon prime), buying and watching the DVDs and watching the re-runs on local television stations. 

Since it has passed the 100 episode mark, it has been syndicated and will continue to be on television, but only as long as people are watching it. 

In order to stop the evil of David Schwimmer, Jennifer Anniston and their crhonies, we must stand firm and do all we can to prevent the public from ever viewing such atrocities. 

Thank you for your time. 


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TroisnyxTroisnyx

2017-04-17 15:53:29

There are things far worse than the series Friends. I think what should weigh on people's hearts is the amount of sad onions there are on packages.

DiggidyDelRio responds:

Well, do you want sad onions touching all your toy and shit?


ChronoNomadChronoNomad

2017-04-17 17:42:07

"In 1981 the AIDS virus was first discovered in 1981."

Hello, this is the Department of Redundancy Department. Did I mention that you said 1981 one time, then stated 1981 once again within the same sentence, making for a grand total of two times, also known as twice? Because you did say 1981 once, then said 1981 again, which brings the count up to two, or - if you prefer - twice.

Here at the Department of Redundancy Department we appreciate your use of redundancy, and it is greatly appreciated. That is all, there is no more, nothing else to say. Please go about your business and carry on. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye, adios, sayonara, adieu, ciao.

(Updated ) DiggidyDelRio responds:

I was going to fix it, after you pointed that out, but I actually like it better this way, it's funnier.

In 1981, the aids virus was discovered in 1981. It was during 1981 that 1981 also happened.

Nineteen Eighty-one.


ChronoNomadChronoNomad

2017-04-18 17:32:08

Because 1981. One to the nine to the eight to the one.

DiggidyDelRio responds:

Two to the one to the one to the three....

GODDAMMNIT NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD